It's a good thing squirrels can't get rabies, because one decided my brother in-law's sister was a tree branch and decided to sit on her. It was supposed to be a July 4 cookout, but it turned into the July 4 Squirrel Bombing. The dumb thing latched on and wouldn't let GO. A friend finally pulled it off (blood everywhere) and got scratched up herself for her pains.
Off to the emergency room with both of them for bandages and antibiotics...and just in case they needed rabies shots. The sister did get antibiotics for the puncture wounds, but squirrels don't get rabies. It was just an ornery squirrel.
My sister pulled out a have-a-heart trap and has it baited, in hopes the squirrel comes back so they can trap it...and kill the SOB.
The Lions just went 0-16, a perfect season... if you're into zeroes. The quarterback was the star of the UConn Huskies; I'll bet he wishes he were back in class right about now.
I'm not sure what I'd tell them to do differently next year, except fire the entire coaching staff. Orlovsky is better than 0-16, and a lot of other players have to be too. A decent college team could have managed to win at least one of those games, if only by accident.