Just say the word and I'll personally add eighteen replies to this post, which should launch you in the top twenty. I'm just that generous of a guy.
Add me to that waiting list, if you would. I could always use a lap cat. Fair warning though, I would probably change her name to Professor Cuddleston.
Do I have to type everything down if I am only having a conversation with myself? I really don't know if anyone is even going to comment on it, so maybe I should have a conversation with myself.
This is how it would go:
Quinn, how are you today?
Well, Quinn, I had a crappy day at work, and now I am home and the bubble bath is calling my name.
Really? I didn't know they made talking bath tubs.
Well maybe its the voices in my head that are telling me to take a bubble bath.