Subject: Resignation
To whom it may concern:

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.

I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 5 year old
again.
I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.
I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples in a pond
with rocks.
I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.
I want to lie under a big oak tree and watch the ants march up its trunk.
I want to run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.
I want to think a quarter is worth more than a dollar bill cause it's
prettier and weighs more.
I want to go fishing and care more about catching the minnows along the
shore than the big bass in the lake.
I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were
colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes. When I didn't know what
I know now. When all I knew was to be happy because I was blissfully
unaware of all the things that should make me worried.
I want to think the world is fair.
I want to think that everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that
anything is possible.
I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by
the little things again.
I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork,
depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money
in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and the loss of loved ones.
I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, dreams,
the imagination, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, a kiss that makes a boo-boo go
away, making angels in the snow and that my dad and Superman are the
strongest people in the world.

So......here's my checkbook and my car-keys, my credit cards and the bills
too, my 401K statements, my stocks & bonds, my collections, my insurance
premiums, my job, my house and the payments too, my e-mail address
pager,cell phone, computer, and watch. I am officially resigning from
adulthood. And if you want to discuss this with me further, you'll have to
catch me first, cause,

"Tag!"...
"You're it!"

n/t

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U.S. Marines

You can keep you Army khaki,
You can keep your Navy blue.
I have the worlds best fighting man,
To introduce to you.

His uniform is different,
The best you've ever seen.
The Germans call him "devil dog,"
His real name is "Marine."

He was born on Parris Island,
The where God forgot.
The sand is eighteen inches deep,
The sun is blazing hot.

He gets up every morning,
Before the rising sun.
He'll run a hundred miles and more,
Before the day is done.

He's deadly with a rifle,
A bayonet made of steel.
He took the warrior's calling card,
He's mastered how to kill.

And when he gets to Heaven
St. Peter he will tell,
One more Marine reporting sir,
I've served my time in Hell.

So listen all you young girls,
To what I have to say:
Go find yourself a young Marine,
To love you every day.

He'll hug you and he'll kiss you,
And treat you like a queen.
There is no better fighting man:
THE UNITED STATES MARINE!

A Marine's Wife

A Marine's wife is full of glory
She sees in his eyes his full life story
She's a patient woman of great understanding
She states her opinions and is rarely demanding
In moments of sadness or unexpected sorrow
She'll liven the day for a better tomorrow
She gives him warmth when his life is cold
For he holds the key to her heart of gold
Her ultimate test of being a Marine Corps wife
Is bearing the absence of the man in her life
"My duty comes first," she remembers him saying.
"I may go abroad, but for you I'll be praying."
Her reward will come, very soon one day
When her Marine comes home for a lengthy stay
For this is their castle,
She is the queen
A very proud wife,
Wife of a U.S. Marine.

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.


2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.


3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.


4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.


5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.


6. You watch the Weather Channel.


7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."


8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.


9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."


10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.


11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.


12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.


13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.


14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.


15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.


16. You take naps.


17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.


18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.


19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.


20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."


21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.


22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."


23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.


24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.


25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead
of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"


Bonus:


26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't
apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

What to say about "Queen Green?" (The name "Queen Green" was given to me by
my hubby because he calls me his "Queen" and the "Green"....well it's my
favorite color. I'm a Registered Nurse currently studying toward my
master's in Psychiatric Nursing. I'm a wife, mother, daughter, sister, and
friend. I live in Florida with my family, which includes our wonderful
boston terrier Cutty. I don't visit PFB too often as my studies take up
alot of my time. I am however addicted to myspace as this is how I
communicate with alot of my friends from back home (New York). You can
check out my "website" to learn more about me and mine, if you like. I
guess that it. See ya!

1. Do not take my complaints to various companies as your own, I am not
calling or emailing your home gripping so be easy breezy if you have
something helpful to say then please do but if you only want to pick apart
and critic my letters let me save you some time. I have already graduated
college and have had my last red mark so save it.
2.For all the hateful people that will take offense to the above because
they have nothing better to do (no spouse, no kids, no friends no job )
than to sit with their laptop on their belly and stuff cheese doodle in
their mouth with one hand and type foolishness with the other....too bad so
sad don't care if you don't like it I said it.
3.I will never comment on a complaint unless I have something helpful to
say. And for the folks mentioned above you can search you little internet
vixen you LOL but you will not find hateful comments from me because I
simply do not have the time.
4.Have fun it's only a website.. kiss you spouse , hug your kids and do not
loss sleep over something someone in I'm an A$$hole,USA says about you!