Hey, I'm glad to see that you finally completed that PHD in English Literature. When do you start teaching at Yale? I know that has been your dream for a very long time. I also have a favor to ask. My niece is considering a career as a writer. She wants to write books about the restaurant industry. For a fee would you consider coaching her? I only want the best for her and I'm willing to pay any amount of money to not only make her happy but give her the best possible competitve edge avaialble and I think that would be you?

What do you think? Are you up for it?

Thanks!