So let's see. So far this week, we have:

Customer gets angry at Verizon violating her basic human rights as a free citizen by turning her over to collections when she stopped paying her bill. Demands blood.

Customer gets pissy when busboy at Copeland's snaps back at her when she makes a snotty comment to him. Spends the next three months of her life trying to extort a free meal out of it. Demands blood.

Cashier at Staples asks customer why she would want to carry her debit card around on her key chain. Lady becomes "visibly shaken" by the audacity of the cashier saying something to her besides "Did you find everything today?" or "Thank you for shopping at Staples!" Demands blood.

Customer gets upset that Kroger won't put her bags in her cart for her. Demands blood.

Customer gets upset that Wendy's won't say "thank you" to her. Demands blood.

Customer gets incredibly angry about a particular worker at Cingular. Doesn't clarify why. Demands that he be locked up in a back room. Oh, and blood.

Sigh.

Is it Compliment Week yet?