From this point on, you can refer to Bismarck as the City of Snow Angels. And then you can shoot me in the face.

Bismarck, ND is now the proud holder of the Guinness World Record for most snow angels made at the same time, at a mind-altering 8,912 concurrent snow angels. If, for God knows whatever reason, you want to see pictures of the monumental event, visit my blog at this link:

http://www.bismarcktribune.com/blog/entry.php?w=expatriateact&e_id=1838

And yes, in case you were wondering, we really don't have any better shit to do in this God forsaken state. And I'm the seventh one over on the left side in the 83rd row. Do you see me? I'm waving!