That is one heap of onions. Are yuo sure it was a pound? Now there were two mushroom burgers. Do you mean each burger had a half a mushorrom on it, or was there a half a mushroom on one and none on the other?

This is the first time you all went to Chili's? Were any of you there previously in smaller groups? Was the experience any better?

You may have a valid complaint, but gosh it is hard to read your letter.

Finally, if you live 5 min away, why on earth did you not go back and throw you food in a manger's face?