So, your wife and you had such a good time that the headboard fell off. I wouldn't complain about that. After all it is a great story to tell your buddies: "Yeah, and when we woke up in the morning the headboard was on the floor!" You'd be the envy of the office.

Housekeeping and maintenance may (possibly) be under par, but management did a great job and comp'd you a $400+ room. You want more?