Oh boy...where to start?!?

You are at a Red Lobster, this is not Joe's Coney Island. How often do you think they split bills there???? If I waited tables there, I would not not think to ask typically.

Also, did you actually time that it took 7 minutes for this? And 6 minutes for that?!

I would imagine you did have to wait awhile, and that is not fun, but you did admit that it was right after church and was very busy.