You're disgusting. I can't believe you're a parent. Grow up!

Sexy? On a bike? Let's see, sweating under a helmet, now that's sexy! Helmet hair? Again, real sexy? Bugs in your teeth? Hey, that's the height of sexy!

Onto cold weather riding...3 layers of clothes, including long underwear..uber sexy! Ice cold toes, fingers, face..wow, super sexy! Don't forget the face mask and balaclava, oh so sexy. I won't even mention your nose running in the freezing cold.

You want to ride? Hire a baby sitter. Take the MSF course, a grueling 3 day course that teaches you to ride. Oh, be sure to mention to your range coach that you plan on taking your toddler with you. I'm sure he/she will tell you what a great idea that is, NOT!