Hahaha, you honestly don't see the correlation between the "normal" person like yourself and stores getting destroyed with excessive returns? So lets take a look at the picture, we already know that when you're desperate you are willing to lie (in front of and for your kids, no less) and commit fraud by signing the receipt which declares your original purpose when purchasing the item. So we have two points down, you are a liar and a fraud that is willing to work a system for your own advantage. This is evidenced by your actions at Target. Now, you are nothing special because the average American family is willing to do this (which is the second most disgusting problem Americans have today, the first being gluttony). Do you not see why places like Toys-R-Us have to put a "no-receipt, no-return" policy in effect? Because if there is a single "glitch" in their policy then other people who are willing to lie and cheat their way to take advantage of that oversight will cause problems until the policy is reevaluated and changed. Congratulations, you (and people like you) are your own damn problem!