I'm wondering how you are going to handle raising a child if you can't do a better job of dealing with a cell phone issue.

No cell phone company guarantees service in all areas nor will they send a technician to your place of employment to verify service at the specific place where you stand (or sit) to do your job - - and they certainly won't install a new tower to provide coverage just for you.

Sounds like you need to grow up, realize that an ETF is not the end of the world and understand that you are not #1.