Viginia? Is... Is that really you?! Okay, everyone! Get out the cake and kegs! She's back!

Maybe it was your doctor. Maybe you're just being negative. But you can't mess with centuries of people who disagree with you. And I'm not just saying this because I'm Asian and I have to back up my homeboys.

I had a tumor removed from my leg. It hurt a hell of a lot. I didn't want to rely too heavily on pain meds, so I use several different methods to control pain. One is acupuncture. I find it works quite well.

You poke a needle in something, expect a drop of blood. Be thankful you're not diabetic or you'd be getting it a few times a day.

What's the point of referencing "Sicko" here? Last time I checked, Canadian health care covered acupuncture in some cases.

Needles can puncture your organs? Was he using knitting needles or something? They're certified through government-regulated acupuncture courses.

Aw, you think we're popular? So much that you posted it twice?

Welcome back, Viginia. Once you get going that something's racist, it'll be like you never left.