Yup, you all fell for it, hook, line and sinker. Here you thought I was just being all vain and pretentious, begging and pleading for you to keep my blog on the Most Popular list. But the truth was so much more insidious. All I really wanted to do was to push vc off the list. And I did it! I pushed him all the way down to 22, and it was all thanks to your unwitting efforts!

Psyche! Ha, suckers! You were all "Oh daddy, you're my daddy!" You are so gullible! What is that like?!