Oh, my God!!!!!!!!!!!

My brother speaks Russian!!! And he learned it in the United State Air Force!!!!!!!!

He may be a double agent!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, no!!! My mother spoke German!!!!!!!! I bet she was a secret Nazi!!!!!!!!

And my father spoke French!!!! I bet he was with the Resistance during the war!!!!!!!

And they weren't even illegal!!!!!!!! They were born and bred here.

Why do I say the above? Because of how stupid you are and because this is the United States of America. People come from all over the world to live here because of the freedoms we have, including the right to speak whatever language they want to.

Now, you moron, how do you know he's illeagal?