I was just reading through some Wal-Mart stories, when I remembered a rather embarassing thing I once did as a cashier.

It was near Christmas and the store was very crowded. A woman had just bought something rather heavy (don't remember what) and asked if I could get someone to help her put it in her car. Now, we were short on cart pushers, so we were told to ask for a cart pushers or any available male associate. I picked up the phone and made this announcemnt instead.

"I need a cart pusher or any available male associate to register 10 for customer carryout please. I need a cart pusher or a registered male..."

Needless to say, I stopped the moment I realized what I had just said but everyone around me was already laughing.