I come from a long line of Cletus'

In my family it is considered an honor for the first born to be named Cletus.

The fact that you find this either funny or somehow beneath you is a shame; making fun of what we don't understand is the start of stereotyping and racism.

Sleep well, and when you wake up, take a good look in the mirror, I hope you don't see someone so full of spit and fire looking back

Clete