I looked for the "artical" on grotontimes.com bot it don't come up either in the home page nor the archives. Was it perhaps an letter to an editor?, because this paper seems pretty low in the journalistic style and content and sometimes there's some wacky stuff in letters people write to papers.

In any event, if you're taking a missionary stance, it's much more effective if the words can be found in a dictionary, more people may take it seriously.

Good Luck!!!

Go Army!!!