All you had to do was hand the guy your Sprite. It would have been over in a minute. Instead you get into all this stereotyping and profiling and emotional distress (give me a break) stuff. Since your family has been such BIG SPENDERS I can't believe they didn't recognize you immediately.

You can see how far your constitutional rights take you. Will they help you get your money back? All you had to do was cooperate. Instead you get to brag to everyone how you stood up for your rights.