For those who don't remember, I was PlanetFeedback's 2006 Most Humorous Commenter. Though I've yet to receive my trophy or plaque or ribbon or gift certificate to TGIFridays in the mail for this monumental accomplishment, I still take it seriously. However, as the year draws to a close, I realize I've been infrequently commenting for about five, six months now. This is not good. And then I see a certain pretend hillbilly has declared his intentions on taking an award at this year's ceremonies.

Well, Gomer Pyle, you ain't taking mine.

I'm putting you suckas on notice that I am recommitting myself to full-time commenting duties in order to keep this cat in the bag, starting today. As for the rest of you pretenders to my throne, if you really want some, then come get you some.

Hail to the king, baby.