1. Kmart Lay-A-Way Complaint

I'm outraged that I have to pay a cancellation fee on my layaway just because I stopped paying for said layaway. Outrageous!

2. Teller Rules at Bank of America

I came to the Bank of America drive-thru to make a deposit completely unprepared and with no deposit slips. Bank of America refused to provide me with a deposit slip at the drive-thru. This confirms my long-held belief that I am always in the right and people who work in the banking industry are a bunch of assholes.

3. Men Buy Tampons Too

We just do it as discretely as possible. No, don't do a price check! GAH!

4. Staples Now Demoted to Emergency Use Only

Good customer service says that I should only have to pay the price I want to pay for this camera. So there.

5. DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE SUPPORTING TERRIOST?

LIBERALS! LIBERALS! LIBERALS! LIBERALS! HOWWWWLLLLLL!!!

6. Carnival CANNOT ACCOMMODATE BABIES

Won't somebody please think of the babies?!

7. Abusive Employees at Rite Aid

I was pushed around by one of your employees who was obviously very socially unpleasant. She was a chubby black woman who was ugly and dumb and smelled bad.

8. Bad Coupon Experience

Target wouldn't take my coupon. For the embarrassment I suffered, I think it's only fair that I be given a free gift card, a handwritten letter of apology from the president of Target in duplicate, and a replacement for my car which suffered wear and tear on the drive to the store.

9. RED makes me as mad as a Wet Hen!

Oh, crap. This is my only letter left in the Top 25. So many things I want to say. It all started with a letter to Target about their bell ringers, which ended up getting over 2,000 replies. My wife and I are both college educated. From this point on, I will only be doing cameo appearances. Everyone here is awful, except for me. Wait, don't leave me! I got nowhere else to go!

10. Charmin Basic is Awful!

I'll have you know I'm very partial about the quality of paper I use to wipe myself with.

11. Disgusting Experience on Alaska Airlines

I had to sit in someone else's vomit for three hours! This is an experience that I will likely never live down. Give me two free tickets to anywhere in North America, so that I may relive it.

12. Corporate policy or no corporate policy? That is the question.

Hey, I couldn't use my coupons either! Where's my free stuff?

13. Mervyn's, Remove the Pseudo Signs

It's not so much the signs I mind as much as their pseudoness. I just prefer authenticity in my angry orders from management to not make a mess of the dressing rooms, is all.

14. My Halloween Horror Nights Experience at Universal Studios

I was unfairly stereotyped as being a college student. Now I know just how Martin Luther King felt.

15. bad collection agency

Yeah, yeah. I already know I owe me money. Stop reminding me!

16. Affirmative Action = Reverse Racism = Lazy People

I'm tired of lazy black people always taking the jobs I want. I'm just as lazy as they are!

17. complaint about claims representatives

I had a recent incident with an AllState claim representative which has now been worked out in full. Please read this 780-page novel I wrote completely detailing the incident and then send me a goodwill offering.

18. Kids meal overcharge -- IHOP-4492

Why should I have to pay extra as an adult for a kid's meal while children get them for the regular price? Goddamn little freeloaders.

19. Smoking Cingular Employees

Aren't cigarettes supposed to make your employees less combative? If anything, they're more so!

20. Understand the Coupon Policy, Kmart

What's this I hear about free stuff?

21. Lower Your Prices, Six Flags

And get rid of the lines. And I want more concessions to choose from. And also, I want a little brother.

22. Target Stole $35 from me.

And last I checked, stores weren't supposed to steal money from their customers. If anything, I should be stealing from them!

23. The Humane Sociatty of Jefferson COunty

Either give me the Chihuahua dog or my kid stomps on another kitten. Your move.

24. Best Buy Associate Broke Our Plasma Television

And if that wasn't bad enough, he kicked my wife too. In the face!

25. HATE BENNIGANS

I go to Bennigan's every week. The last time I visited, I had a singular bad experience. BLARGH! GRAHH! HATE BENNIGANS! SMASH BENNIGANS! RAAAUUURR!