I just need my toilet paper to GET IN, GET THE JOB DONE and GET OUT without my fingers poking through the stuff and making contact with the undesirable contents.

I have never been one for flowers, perfume, aloe, or any of the other stuff they put on the paper.

I do use Basic Paper Towels without any major issues, but TP is where I draw the line.

On a side note, what ever happened to the man that lived in the tank of a toilet and floated around in a little boat? I thnk they called him the tidy-bowl man?

I reccommend Angel Soft, it passes the finger test quite well.