Let's say for a second it's a real letter. Then go with Makiki. Good for you telling the store how you feel.

That being said, I think there may be a possibility of a poor attempt at "humor" or "see, I told you you guys were mean!!" Something a bumpkin or a tool would type in the hopes of drawing attention to him/herself. I hope that isn't the case.

It would be great if there really was a Makiki pushing his woman around in a shopping cart. The world needs more cart rides.

And less bumpkins.