You ever notice the Google Ads up top of the blogs? Well, I have. Google Ads are word-sensitive, so if you use certain phrases frequently around them, they pick up on it and display ads that are related to those common phrases. Cool, huh? And I'll be goddamned if I'm not going to try to mess with them.

Potatoes! Who like potatoes? I like potatoes! Potatoes are delicious and nutritious. There's nothing I like to do more than eating potatoes. You might say that I'm a potato fan. I like potatoes in all kinds of ways. Baked potatoes. Mashed potatoes. Boiled potatoes. French fried potatoes. Potatoes on top of other potatoes. Yup, I like potatoes. Potatoes.

Does anyone else like potatoes? I mean really, really like potatoes? Because I like potatoes. I might even love potatoes. I wish I was eating a giant sack of potatoes right now. No, wait. Two sacks of potatoes. That's how much I like potatoes. Mmm...potatoes.

Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes!

Potatoes!