Assemble, my potato minions! We have a new enemy.

The Little Trooper stands between us and our destiny - Number 12 on the Top 25 Profiles. We will prove to her, and to the world, that a singular Little Trooper is no match for my loyal army of Spud Troopers.

Rise up, fellow believers in The Great Potato! We will peel our enemies, and then mash them, and then cook them on the stove until firm, and then serve them with gravy. Rich, brown, delicious gravy!