A few quick thanks to some people.

dragonfly and LadyMac - Thanks for the stoicism. It came in very handy today, and I am grateful to you both.

donno - You've been a loyal defender. I'm glad I've been able to amuse you. You've done the same for me.

vc - Your new blog was a thing of beauty. I don't care how the PFB Yeller Awards went last year. There is no way on earth anyone could ever say that I'm half as funny as you are.

Firebrat Tracy and TwinkleToes - This site won't be the same without either of you. Thank you for being my friends.

The PFB community and administrators - To everyone who I have crossed paths with on this site in the last five years, I am thankful to each one of you. PlanetFeedback has always been very welcoming to me. I served the site as a Site Moderator and did some behind-the-scenes stuff that never really ended up going anywhere, but I was grateful for the opportunity regardless. This site has never once stifled my right to say what I wanted, when I wanted. I've never stopped appreciating that, although I haven't shown that appreciation nearly as much as of late as I should've.

It's been five years since I blindly stumbled onto this site, and I've never regretted a single second I spent here. I've said and done some things that I'm not proud of, but for the most part, my PlanetFeedback experience has enriched me in more ways than I could have ever hoped. Thank you all.

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What? You were expecting me to say something else?

No, I'm not leaving. Why in the hell would I do that?