Let's just blame the entire world for your problems! No one cares about your little problem. Least of all the CEO of Target. Warranties are dated for a reason. I'm pretty sure you could have found the 2 seconds it took to return your defective can opener if you wanted to. And stating that Target doesn't support the war is ridiculous. You really made yourself sound particularly foolish on that point.

Your letter has no basis for anything other than the fact that you made a fool of yourself. Proof read before you send something like this out too. That was pretty terrible too!