This is a joke, right?

First of all, if that man paid, or someone paid for, his ticket on that bus, neither you, nor anyone else has the right to deny him that,no matter how offensive he smelled. Even if Greyhound gave him a free ride as a gesture of goodwill, it doesn't make him any less worthy to be on that bus than you.

Secondly your ridiculous dramatization,culminating in a gratuitous "gimme grab" are an insult and embarrassment to the human race during this holiday season.

For your sake, Ebenezer, I hope you learn a valuable lesson from this experience.