and I can hear Michael Douglas saying "see, this is what I'm talking about. In the picture it's plump and juicy...but look at this, miserable, squashed thing. Can anyone tell me what is wrong with this picture? Anybody" while yielding an Uzi shooting up a "Whammyburger" in the 1992 film Falling Down.

seriously dude, you sound psycho. All fast food advertising uses props that are so exaggerated to "enhance texture".

are you off your meds?