This is absurd. You were speeding. You broke the law. You got caught. Grow up and act like a responsible ADULT and pay the fine.

You ought to be taken outside and beaten for wanting to waste the Fed's time even making such an absurd, unwarranted complaint. Look, you got caught with your hand in the cookie jar. It isn't the crime of the century so don't make it into a Federal case. Pay the damn fine and slow your lead foot down.