I hate fortune cookies!
by Melissa Savelloni - Posted Thu January 31, 2008 @ 10:25 AM
Everytime I get one, my fortune tells me always really generic and happy things, such as - "You will find great fortune and happyness" (How?! I'm sure not on that path right now!!) Why dont I ever get "bad" fortunes, such as "You will lose something of great value" (true) or "You will grow up to be crazy and have 100 cats" (Im on my way!)
The other day I got a fortune that said "You are known to be quick in action and decisions". Ok. No. I am a slow-poke, I take my sweet old time doing anything, and I am incredibly indecisive. If I am KNOWN for being quick in action and decisions, they are definitely asking the wrong people. But thats it. I have lost ALL HOPE in fortune cookies!
Anyone know who I can write a letter to about this?