I feel your pain. Today I was walking through a Macy's and I can never get out without an employee sticking pieces of paper with purfume in my face. Or then there's those people with food samples on the trays who can be really annoying too. This reminds me of a song.. I forget the name of it, it was pretty stupid and my friend showed me it on youtube. It was these 2 rappers who screamed at people to get out of their faces when everyone wanted autograpghs or whatever. I think the same guy sang "Crank That"...