While we're at it, let's fire Bill O'Reilly, Chris Matthews, Nancy Grace, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, the anchors on the Weather Channel, and any one else who has an opinion we don't like. Then T.V. can be nice, safe, and boring and everyone can sit around and watch Everybody Loves Raymond reruns.

Or, even easier, we can just turn the program off and vow never to watch it again.