I had subway on Friday for the first time in perhaps two years. I was looking forward to it: I bring my lunch to work every day, so getting food from elsewhere was a nice treat.

I was soooo underwhelmed. The tomatoes weren't read -- they were light pink and hadn't been de-cored. The bacon was gross. The turkey was flavorless (more so than usual for turkey). My request for "just a little salt and pepper please" resulted in an insane amount of salt and pepper shaken all over the sandwich (so bad that I had to scrape it off with a napkin).

Next time, I'm having Jimmy John's.