I. Insult server
A. Recount waitress' failure to join in our joy over purpose of visit
B. Point out waitress' failure to give us stuff for free
II. Insult product
A. Food was the worst we ate that day
B. Drink tasted like crap, even though it was liquid
III. Blame establishment for son losing his misplaced property
A. Son left cards behind
B. 20 minutes later, cards couldn't be found
C. Employees were not suspicious as to why we prowled around restaurant
D. Conclude employees threw away cards
IV. Compare visit to other places we've been
A. Sure, we've been treated this way before. But it has been awhile.
V. Request improvements
A. Drop Attitude and make reasonable request