My eyes! They're bleeding! Somebody PLEEEEZ make it stop!

If you had a valid point or not, I can't tell because this is such a hideous mess to read!

Granted it's insignificant in the rest of this trainwreck, but its L-A-P-T-O-P, not "Labtop."

Someone with homes in Florida and NYC should have enough sense not to write a BUSINESS LETTER like this.