Hey...I like PEZ.
As for the coupon fiasco many places will not take printed off coupons such as you had. But my question then is why make them availale to begin with? Walmart and many places refuse to take printed off coupons.

For the smoothies...many places are making smoothies now using yogurt and fruited syrups instead of fresh fruit...its easier than keeping fresh fruit on hand and in most cases (not yours evidently) made correctly these Smoothies are very good.
Sounds like their ads are decieving yet they do read "real" fruit not fresh fruit. And these fruit syrups are generally made from real fruit.