I want to see the commercial! Please put up a link to it. I'm sure it's funny. Of course, I presume by now that everyone knows where the dimpled and hanging chads came from? In Florida the voting was done by slipping a card into a little box and using a stylus thing to poke a hole through the card where appropriate in order to register your vote. What happened is that when a van load of people with senile dementia were wheeled in to vote for Albutt the dishonest people at the polls pushed several cards in at once. The old folks were too weak to push the pin through all of the cards and produce nice clean holes, leaving dimples and hanging chads. It's as simple as that. Liars and cheats for Albutt. That's why only Albutt wanted the dimpled and hanging chads counted. He knew how they got that way and that most of them would be for him. Surely you don't think that new voting machines will even slow down the Liberals at cheating? Of course, cheating is a good thing when you're a Liberal--just like lying, stealing, "doing" the interns, perjury, etc. The more the better! That's why the same people would vote for Bill Clinton again: he validates their lifestyles. The Liberal's hero: a pot-smoking, flag-burning, womanizing, draft-dodging reject from Alice's Restaurant. Albutt was just a shabby substitute for the Main Man, Billy Job. So expect more dimpled chads or whatever, plus millions of the dead rising to vote for the Democratic Ticket.