I'd like to take a moment to pimp my wares, if you'll allow it.

For those of you who don't know, I have my own blog. No, it's not this blog. Why would I be telling you about this blog? You're reading it right now. Do you think I think you're stupid or something? Because I can assure you, I most certainly do.

Anyway, here's the link to my blog, The Expatriate Act:

http://www.bismarcktribune.com/blog/?w=expatriateact

Or, if you're somehow adverse to cutting and pasting, you can just click on the My Website link up above. If you prefer going that route, knock yourself out. I'm all about making people's lives easier.

Normally, I wouldn't be so blatant in my cheap shillery, but I happened to spend major chunks of this last weekend redesigning the site, and those were valuable drinking hours, so I'll be danged if I'm going to let them go to waste. I'm going to get something in return for my enforced sobriety, by God.

While I was at it, I also redesigned my MySpace page to match the same layout. That's what we in the business world like to call "building a brand." It's because I "think outside of the box." Because I'm a "corporate anarchist." And also because I "know lots of meaningless buzzwords." Here's the linkage:

http://www.myspace.com/theexpatriateact

While you're there, sign up to be one of my friends, because I'm desperately lonely.

Ok, I've degraded my good name enough for one night. Visit the links, or don't visit the links. That's fine. I'll still love you. Just not as much as I used to.