I hear ya, guy. I wrote my own letter to the Supreme Court a couple days ago asking them to overturn last weekend's Vikings-Eagles game, as it's a well-known fact that the NFL never officially declared Philadelphia eligible for having a professional football team, being that they never took the super-secret oath of NFL eligibility. Also, I'm pretty sure they cheated, in such a dastardly manner that made it totally unnoticeable to me or anyone else. Those dirty, rotten cheaters. I hate it when people win when I clearly don't want them to.

Good luck with your thing. If it does go your way, let me know who the replacement Prez will be. Just as long as it's not that Romney guy. His eyebrows frighten me terribly.