I know it sounds ridiculous to non-idiots, but for some reason the combination of paper towels and flush toilets is just too tempting for a certain kind of person. I'm sure you have seen the sign in a gas station bathroom that says, "Please do not flush paper towels." You probably thought, "Now what idiot would think to do that?"

I worked at a gas station for a while, and I can tell you that not only is that idiot out there, he is apparently the patriarch of a large clan of idiots. Idiots that seem to think the height of humor is clogging a public toilet with great wads of paper towels. I don't know why they do it, I only know that they do. And that they are idiots.