Things you probably didn't know about your McDonalds.....

ONE: We, the employees, hate you, the customer, when you order stupid stuff. Don't order the burgers "medium" or "rare" or any other way. They were all cooked on a timed grill about ten minutes ago. In the mornings don't ask for fresh pancakes. They all come pre-cooked and we heat them in a microwave.

TWO: We re-date stuff. All the time. Apple pies, salads and those Fruit N Yogurt parfaits. If the strawberry color is fading into the yogurt - it means your parfait was made one or two days ago.

THREE: They hire morons for managers. My manager - a nineteen year old kid, thought it was funny how upset I got that the fridge temp went up to 50 degrees. He had turned off the cooling system so he could stock in comfort.