Cox currently holds a monopoly on the Marine Bachelor Enlisted Quarters on Camp Pendleton, California. I just so happen to be a single enlisted Marine, so I live in the "barracks."

I have Cox cable and broadband.

I can never use On Demand. I'm overpaying for slow internet speeds, I get disconnected almost once an hour, and once my roommate was late paying the cable bill and they charged him 200 DOLLARS.

Cox is ridiculous. I will never use them again.

Your friend in the digital age? With friends like these, who needs enemies?