1,) 12 years and I am suspended and told I can never come back

I mean, it was only a few HUNDRED people I ticked off over the years!

2.) Used Car Auto Loan

What's a girl gotta do to get a loan on an overpriced TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD CAR??

3.) Nike kicks off holiday season with poor service

Because in the magical land of Nike, there is an ethnic-specific sales associate for each customer, but sadly none for me. Boo Hoo!

4.) Is Target Anti-Jewish?

Mind you, nothing specifically happened, I just got a funny feeling they're like that!

5.) Cyber Day Shipping Scam! Includes text from online chat

I told Prince I was gonna tell EVERYONE how horrible KMart/Sears is and even though he helped me and did EXACTLY what he promised, I still bashed the company anyway.

6.) Rude confrontation with a senior member of your management.

CAN'T THIS LETTER DIE ALREADY!! SHEESH!

7.) Unhappy Wal-Mart customer

No shock there!

8.) Lured to Wal-Mart under false pretenses

And forced to buy JUNK!

9.) Treat your employees like humans not numbers!

Dontcha just LOVE helicopter parents?

10.) Target's Gift Card Giveaway Has a Serious Flaw

Because there really is no such thing as a free lunch!

11.) All I want to do is PAY MY BILL, Sprint!

and mah 2 front teef!

12.) trident- cleans and protects teeth while ruining your health.

ZOMG!!! It's the 2nd coming of the prohibition!

13.) honesty

"is such a lonely word. Everyone is so untrue. . . "

14. ) Boycotting Home Depot!

I'm still not sure if I agree with this or disagree with it, but at this point, I'm so confused that I have a headache!

15.) Christmas carols ALREADY Sears?

Fa La La La La HA HA HA HA!

16.) Sears should be CLOSED on Thanksgiving Day

Because I am not about to roll my fat butt off the couch after eating all that turkey to go shopping and I don't think I should have to miss any really great deals because of this!

17.) Account number showing on paper statement

Because god forbid they let me know WHICH account they are contacting me about!

18.) Allow The REAL God of Heaven to bless your employees through prayers of REAL Godly people

Christianity = FAIL!

19.) Over Salting the French Fries

Yes, because too much salt is the WORST part of deep fat fried POTATOES!

20.) Assistant manager rude to my infant son!

WHAT??? Pizza Hut isn't responsible for providing entertainment for my "screeching and screaming" toddler while the food cooks? Unbelievable!

21.) Poor Customer Service

This is why companies don't make policy exceptions to the over-entitled!

22.) Why Is My Business No Longer Valued?

What part of "Minimum Purchase Required" was confusing you?

23.) Why is the customer responsible for inaccuracies at the store level?

There actually was no inaccuracy, I just can't READ!

24.) What Can You Do for Us as President, John McCain?

AGAIN! Another letter that needs to just DIE! Obama has been in office almost 3 years! Can someone PLEASE disconnect the life support on this one?

25.) Rip Off Pizza Joint and only Average Pizza

David should really avoid pizza places!