Just because JJ suggested it (and shamelessly sucked up to boot!) Here's the WIR for July 23, 2011!

1. America's Favorite Pizza and Worst Customer Service? – Parenting - FAIL!

2. thanks so much – Like, My BFF, Jill, She was totally crushing on this really hot guy and then, like, OMG!! Mummy and Daddy said “Let’s go shopping dear!” YAYZ!!!!! And so we went to Abecrombie and, like, everyone was so SUPER SUPER friendly to us, seeing as Daddy flashed the triple platinum, black diamond AMEX at them. And to think, all those clothes were a deal at ONLY $2000! DUH!

3. Charmin Toilet Paper – Need TP for my bungholio!!!! HEH HEH!!

4. SCAM WINDOW STICKER ON HYUNDAI – I hate when car dealerships TELL you they’re ripping you off!

5. ge money supervisor took my case personally, and went out of her way to decrease my limit thats illegal – And then she came to my house, tied my dog to a tree, put sugar in my gas tank and peed on my porch!

6. Knowledge of Coupon Policy and Customer Service – You need to apologize to me for making me feel stupid for pulling out my handy-dandy, laminated Target coupon policy, arguing with the cashier and the GSTL and holding up the line over $0.40 off a roll of Scotch tape!

7. Being treated unfairly at PetSmart – I wanna tell customers their dog died and still be promoted and sent to school too!

8. TALK IS CHEAP - EDWARD DID YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAID? – Mark: Bugging Costco for a damn security camera since June 2011!

9. Brand New Defective Item & AMAZON won't help !!!!!!! – Well of course it’s new - a year ago! But I never used it, and now it’s broken! So why won’t you stand behind your OBVIOUSLY defective product?

10. NEW COSTCO SUPER CENTER HAS ONLY 2 ELECTRIC CARTS FOR DISABLED CUSTOMERS – Just goes to show, there is no reward for coming in third!

11. treated badly at top mapl road – Don’t tell Grama Donna to hurry up or she’ll snap you with her bag and beat you over the head with her cane and then yell at Management for coming to your aid! WHIPPERSNAPPERS!

12. Refusing Service to Cyclists – I just can’t understand why I can’t ride my Schwinn through the drive through. I was polite and let that dump truck and that taxi go before me!

13. Complaint regarding: 4309 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood Florida Location – At what point does it make sense to STOP ordering from Papa John’s, when you KNOW they have yet to get your order right – EVEN ONCE!

14. Whole Wheat Options!!!! – Q: Why doesn’t a low quality, inexpensive, fast food restaurant like McDonalds have more healthy options? A: BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS THEM, YA TREE HUGGING FREAK!!!!

15. Kirkland Bacon Bits are Dangerous – My dentist says to tell you thank you!!

16. Poor experience at CVS - I'll teach you not to have a garbage can out front, CVS!!

17. Rude confrontation with a senior member of your management. – Seriously? I mean honestly. This isn’t even funny anymore.

18. Injured at Days Inn – Alcohol + hot tub = FUN!

19. Disgusting pulled pork sub from Subway – And you thought it would be good BECAUSE. . . .?????

20. food quality and etc. – We are loyal Burger King customers, but we wil no longer eat here unless you accept our expired coupon and get some better catsup (Really? Does anyone still call it that? I haven’t seen that term used since my GRANDMOTHER was alive and that was like 30 years ago!)

21. Appalling customer service from Budget Car Rental – Sorry, I just can’t even come up with anything on this one – those employees were idiots and have no business working in the public segment!

22. Netflix price increase is a very bad idea – Please make me feel good about your service! PLEEEEEEEZ?

23. Feel like I have been slapped in the face! – Because shopping carts in high end retail shops are TRES GAUCHE!

24. Delta's Padding Of Their Bottom Line Ruined Our Vacation and Father's Day – Extremely long and unnecessary rant from an overly entitled family who can’t appreciate how very fortunate they are, but yet, want to complain about the same travel woes that plague everyone these days. Stand in line honey! You aren’t the first to have a bad vacation and you won’t be the last! OH! And tell your spoiled, thankless children that life doesn’t always go as planned! SUCK IT UP!

25. Credit Limit – I really don’t understand this! Why are people publicly begging to go into debt?