You drove for two hours with no ID/driver's license? that seems silly. No ID? What if you were in an accident? No money? What if something happened?

NO RECEIPT? What the hell were you thinking?

Your hurry is not Target's problem.

I am completely on Target's side on this. People returning stolen goods without receipts is the reason we now have stricter return policies (and Target's is rather generous -- 90 days). Get over yourself and go shop at Walmart.