by Hindsight2020 - Posted Tue July 18, 2006 @ 4:10 AM
This just in!!!!
Several innocent shoppers were mowed down by a pack of cart wielding unruly children.
Paramedics on the scene described the incident as an abomination of all things holy: adult faces were waffled by the metal mesh, unpurchased groceries were strewn across the floor, the inconvenience levels had skyrocketed to an all time high.
On interviewing some of the victims, many cited the carts as the true source of all this mayhem, although some said it was the parents own ignorance that allowed such a catastrophe to occur.
The police are now looking for a group of 6-year-olds who have repeatedly breached the Cart Rolling And Pushing (aka CRAP) agreement in many other locations. They will be charged with negligence in the first degree as well as their parents.
An alliance of people threatened by the existance mini shopping carts is being formed, and a petition is being sent out to ban the existence of these dangerous weapons for good.
If you are interested in joining this alliance of anti-minishoppingcartarians please reply to any of the RE:s below.
PFB News, signing off.