Ummmmm, brakes are slightly more important than a hamburger. Being a fussy turd will only guarantee you will be unhappy at every fast food restauraunt you ever go to.
A standard for the positioning of bacon on a burger is just assinine. If you disagree you are wrong. I am a perfectionist at my job because it has a much larger impact than the layering of a burger. I also didn't realize when you take a bite into a burger you could separate all the items in your mouth at once. Besides, how did they know the guy didn't want the bacon under the lettuce, next to the tomato, on the bottom...Everyone is different and you can't make everyone happy.
Fact of life you need to know:
If you want a perfect burger, it will cost more than $1.99. You get what you pay for. Being a nitpicker makes you a massive loser.