As you may or may not have seen, the PFB brass is now taking nominations for site moderators. Seems like a good idea to me, as it might help get the trolling on this site cut to a minimum. Unfortunately, it's also inspired the competitive side of my nature to kick into overdrive. So...

VOTE FOR ERIK!!

That's right. Vote for Erik, the voice of the common man. A vote for me is a vote for cleaner skies, and for better wages, and for babies and kittens and all that other stuff. I represent the people. Short people. Fat people. Ugly people. People with unusually pungent B.O. I live the way you do, and I think the way you do. A vote for me is practically a vote for yourself.

VOTE FOR ERIK!!

And remebber, your will is my strength, and your need is my justice, and I shall live in your right and your will. And if any man tries to stop me from fulfilling that right and that will, I'll break him. I'll break him with my bare hands, for I have the strength of many.

So, yeah. Vote for me or I'll break you with the strength of my many freakish hands.

VOTE FOR ERIK!!