Christmas. Christmas. Christmas.

No, can't say I've ever heard of the concept you call "Christmas." Well, maybe I should do what I always do when I see a word I don't know. I'll look in a Sears ad.

Those wonderful Sears ads have taught me all kinds of words and concepts I didn't know before.

The only problem is, if something doesn't appear in a Sears ad, it must not exist.

I've never seen God in a Sears ad. So, I guess that means there is no God. Never seen any references to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem. Must not exist, either. What? You say there is a such thing as Mad Cow Disease. No, there can't be. I didn't read about it in a Sears ad. So it can't possibly affect me.